You Want the Truth, You Can’t Handle The Truth.

Jack%20Nicholson%20MenHis Name is Mike D, and he gets respect asked me a bunch of questions, so here we go.

Morality question: Would you take part in actively killing 1 person to save 5 people?

Well this question, has a lotta of variables that are missing. Do I know the people? Do they share any common thread with me? What sex are they?  If the 1 person is a chick, is she really hot, if I save her life will she do things for me…dirty things….I’ll be right back…..

Ok I’m done….Lets say if they are all male, and complete strangers.  I revert to the Rule of Spock, “The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few, or the one”  So the one person dies. Wait is the one guy willing to wear a wig? LOL! 

Gaming Question: Not counting Iron Giant, which old PA/Kotrd/yadayadayada member did you not care for and why?

For those who don’t know me and Mike chewed alot of the Same dirt in a couple games, Dark Ages, and WoW. We were in alot of the same guilds, and I think we both can agree the most annoying person was a toon names Iron Giant, I hated him so much the rest of the guild called me Iron Giant 2.0 just to aggravate me. I liked alot of our former guildmates, there really wasn’t I didn’t like, until the day a guy named Torkz exploded. Whoa he just went of the deep end, taking his whole crew with him.  That kind of shit didn’t fly with me. Even in our Oppress days I didn’t mind Foe so much, Emongkiller did get on my nerves a bit.  Probably not the answer you were looking for, but it’s all I got. The problem is I was the guy probably annoying everyone LOL!.

Entertainment Question: Which actor would play you in a “made for tv” role for your biography?

All the good fat people are dead, John Candy gone, Chris Farley gone. I’m going with probably John Pinnette.

Obligatory Chick Question: If you could bang 5 chicks, in all of history, who would they be and why?

1.a Cavewoman Chick – I bet it would be wild.

2.A Serving Wench – Yet again Hotness, bonus while drinking Mead.

3.Betsy Ross – While I’m actually wearing the American Flag.

4.Carrie Fischer back in the day while wearing Princess Leia slave girl gear.

5.Britney Spears when she was bald – Shit any guy could do her with hair. I wanna say I did her in her bald phase.

Conditioning Question: Which end times scenario (nuclear holocaust, zombie invasion, etc.) would you be most suited for survival and why?

I think a winter type holocaust like day after tomorrow. I like the cold, and I think I could do well in cold environs. Nuclear Holocausts always seem to damn hot, and Zombies, well I’m kinda big guy. I’m like the Old Country Buffet of Zombies. Can I turn to Cannibalism, Heck yes. It’s all about preperation I beleive, right spices, and cooking I think I could make even Mike taste like a Porterhouse.

Alcohol Question: If you are about to die, what is your final drink?

Makers Mark, Neat, Tall Glass. I love whiskey of all kinds. But Makers Mark is my favorite, just a little expensive to drink at the bars on a daily basis.  My other answer, a cup of Breast Milk from Megan Fox, but I wanna get mine from the tap. LOL!

koalabear21 from Dots and Hots wanted to know  how do you get your casual leveling guild to sign up for raids more than 1 day a week?

It’s about rewards, success, and challenges. Raiders want success, and rewards, but they want a challenge too. Too much success they get bored, to much challenge they get frustrated.  Right now in WoW it’s kind of precarious. TOC is kind of  boring, and Ulduar25 is way too much work for the rewards. Blizzard hosed us raiders. Hopefully with IceCrown it will bring the days of Raiding back.  Right now we kind of weather the storm. But What I would do if you have the numbers. Ulduar 25 day, and TOC 25 day. Or if you don’t have the number TOC 10 day, and Ulduar 10 hard mode day. Try for all the Hard Modes, and if you can’t do the hard mode say in a couple try’s do it regular style. The main thing is to have fun, they have fun they’ll be back. Hope that helps.

On Dots and Hots their doing a SERRRRIOUS DPS Meme, so here’s my contribution.

What is the name, class, and spec of your primary dps?

 Frostscourge, Arcane Mage

What is your primary dpsing environment? (i.e. raids, pvp, 5 mans)

Mostly Raids, but I do alot of 5 mans, and starting to PvP more. 

What is your favorite dps spell/ability for your class and why?

Arcane Blast, It’s so subtle, like a bazooka shell. 

What dps spell do you use least for your class and why?

Fireball…ew no. 

What do you feel is the biggest strength of your dps class and why?

Mages are like the proverbial glass cannons, but we can be summed up in two word, Portals, and Biscuits.

What do you feel is the biggest weakness of your dps class and why?

 Too Squishy.

In a 25 man raiding environment, what do you feel, in general, is the best dps assignment for you?

Killing something, I hate anything that deters from that. .

What dps class do you enjoy dpsing with most and why?

BOOMKIN!!!, they help the dps.

What class do you enjoy dpsing with least and why?

DK’s, I feel like their cheats, and fricking I almost cry when they beat me on the dps meters. .

What is your worst habit as a dps?

I call it Rotation blindness, when I get set in my rotation I don’t quite pay attention to other stuff, not Fire on the ground stuff, but where the raid is at, why people are dyeing, other non mage critical stuff.

What is your biggest pet peeve in a group environment while dpsing?

WTF really you can’t get out of the fire. Really?

Do you feel that your class/spec is well balanced with other dps?

No, it just don’t feel like Mages are the damage dealers they should be, Warlocks, Hunters, and even DK’s out performance us.  I cry bullshit.

What tools do you use to evaluate your own performance as a damage dealer?


What do you think is the biggest misconception people have about your class?

We don’t wear underwear under our dresses.

What do you feel is the most difficult thing for new dpsers of your class to learn?

Proper spec/gear building. I see alot of arcane mages who heard it was the flavor of the day, but they got an ass ton of crit. WRONG!

What dps class do you feel you understand least?

Warlocks, seems like alot going on there.

What add-ons or macros do you use, if any, to aid you in dps?

Decursive, a mages best friend, other then that DBM, and Omen.

Spellpower over other stats or balanced stat allocation, and why?

Haste is god to me, I’m sporting about 709 right now, almost 21% increase. I will only upgrade if it increases my haste. 

So I need to tag someone, ummm how about Euripedes,  and Jong/Meg

Also want to say Happy Veterans Day, Thank you to everyone who served past and present. /salute

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