Archive for Issues

My Mario Skills Are Not Leet

Posted in MMORPG with tags , on January 11, 2013 by theerivs

princessThere are few things that really bother me about Guild Wars 2, first is there it’s damn near impossible for me to find groups for dungeons, so much so I haven’t even been in one, and just gave up for now, and doing alot of WvW to break the monotony of my grinding, but this doesn’t really rile me up as much as my other issue.

The damn things you need to jump for, like vistas, and or skill challenges. I also hear later on you have jumping puzzles to get superior siege. If I wanted to play Mario, and rescue some princesses I would, and lets be honest I suck at that stuff. I come from a fighter game background, I played Scorpion ripping out spines, not Luigi fighting Fungus. So I’ll probably never complete a map, and I’m pretty ok with that….but sometimes I wish I didn’t need to do this in Guild Wars 2.

 I’m just glad there’s not a Princess waiting for me…she’d be waiting a long…long time.

The Horde isn’t Bad, We just have Issues.

Posted in MMORPG with tags , on December 15, 2010 by theerivs

I hear this all the time, the Horde are the bad guys of WoW. I’m sick of defending my faction. We’re not bad people….we just got issues. Ok alot of issues.

Orcs- They had an addiction problem. They were addicted to Demon’s blood, and hey who can blame them I heard it tasted like a Peppermint Mocha from Starbucks, and I would do a little Genocide of those Space Goat Douchebags for free Mochas. Well they broke free went to Demons Blood Anon. Now they just have a wee bit of an Anger Management problem…..Goosefrabba.

Blood Elves – Addicted to Magic, alot of addiction issues with the horde. They are also a little arrogant, but if my butt was that small, and my hair that flowing, and luxurious…. I’d be an arrogant mofo too.  So they are a little Narsicisstic.

Forsaken – A little Goth I do admit, and yeah so they like to eat human flesh.  I heard it tastes like chicken.  I guess if your city was underground, you would have depression issues too.

Goblins – Might have a little Greed thing going on, and might be a little sociopathic. But hey their small and cute, so what if they like to take your kneecaps out if you don’t pay. They say the love of money is the root of all evil….I say the root is somewhere in the Slums of Orgrimmar.

Troll – These Rastafarians are addicted to marijuana. I’m just saying what everyone knows….It’s implied damn it…..implied.

Tauren – Damn Hippie Non Showering Stinky Bastards….Just saying.

So yeah Horde is not Bad, we’re just misfits in this crazy mixed up world of Azeroth.