I’m not falling for no banana in the tailpipe
In Beverly Hills Cop, Eddie Murphy use to play a prank by putting a banana in the tailpipe of a car. The car would back up with exhaust, and fail to run. There was a funny line where Eddie goes, “I ain’t falling for no banana in the tailpipe”
Buying an MMO guide always seemed like a cool idea at the time, tips, and tricks to the game plus some real great lore, and reading material. After being suckered into buying these guides more times than I care to admit, I finally put my foot down and said, NO MORE!
I would always read the guide once, realize that this is all information that is either outdated, or I could have gotten the info online for free somewhere. Then the guide would sit for aeons, collecting dust, waiting for the day I would find them again, and go “Oh cool” peruse them for a bit, then put them back to collect yet more dust.
I do admit I like the artwork, and some lore given in those books…the pretty pictures….oh so puhrrty….Oh who am I kidding, I’ll probably pick one up, and get a banana up my tailpipe.